Politics Comedy

I found this story on my teacher's blog.."totally copy"..

KBKK (Kemahiran Berfikir Secara Kritis & Kreatif) .. supposedly one of the skills we teachers are to instill in our students... Critical and Creative Thinking Skill. I had such a good laugh over this... creative writing? This surely counts as one, very satirical... ha! ha!

And BULL'S EYE!!!

Ahmad: Hey son, who were you talking to?
Son : My fairy godmother.
Ahmad: How many times have I told you there is no such thing as a fairy godmother?
Son : I know but there really is a fairy godmother, Dad.
Ahmad: Okay, call her here now. I would like to talk to her.
Son : But she won’t come Dad. She said she doesn’t want to meet you.
Ahmad: Did she tell you why?
Son : She said that you are a bad man. You betray your Chinese friends by calling them Pendatangs.
Ahmad: You saw that news on TV, didn’t you?
Son : No, I didn’t, the fairy godmother told me.
Ahmad: Well, your fairy godmother is wrong. She should thank me for calling the Chinese Pendatangs.
Son: Why Dad?
Ahmad: You see son, the Chinese are actually bad people. They come from another country and they want to chase us out of this country.
Son: Why do they want to do that Dad?
Ahmad: Because they are greedy. Now, you tell your fairy godmother that your Dad is right by doing what he did. Can your fairy godmother grant you wishes?
Son: Yes Dad, she told me so. She even asked me to make a wish but I didn’t know what to ask for.
Ahmad: Well, ask your fairy godmother to make all these Pendatangs to disappear and go back to their grandparents country of origin. Okay son, time for bed. No more talking to make belief fairy godmothers, okay? Good night son.
Son: Good night Dad.
*15 minutes later*
Ahmad: SON, SON, where are you? Where are you? Huh, there you are. I am so worried, I thought I’d never find you.
Son: Dad, where are we….. India? Why are we here? I was talking to my fairy godmother on your wish and suddenly we are here in a strange place.
Ahmad: Err, what were you talking to the fairy godmother?
Son: I told her, I wish all the Pendatangs would be sent back to where they come from. Is that Tun Dr Mahathir s/o Iskandar Kutty and Uncle Samy there selling roti???? Dad, is this India??? Badawi in China …. Najib in Acheh rebuilding the home….. Khir Toyo busy tending his farm in Indonesia …. Syed Albar and the rest of Arab SYED’s clan riding his camel in Yemen ’s Arab desert.

Indonesia population increases by 18 million while Malaysia population shrink back to 10 million in 15 minutes!!!
Those descendants with more than 3 generation remained in Malaysia .
180 years….. 6 generations : Tun Tan Cheng Lock’s descendants.

So for all those who walk that high ground and talk about racial purity or lordship of a certain race or even being the sons of the soil (anyway, all of us are 'sons and daughters' of the soil - from dust you come, to dust you will return..Ecc 3:20, Gen 3:19 ).... think again! Not too long ago, in a land calledThe Third Reich, there was one mad leader who wanted a land of pure breeds.... and he plunged not just his land but the whole world into his spiraling madness.

BTW, in order to have 'pure breeds' there must be 3 generations free of any mixing with any other race. Hence, Tun Tan Cheng Lock's descendants qualify... LOL!